ARE YOU IN CONTROL?
Prove for yourself, whether you are in control of your right foot.
It's worth a try... This is too funny! It works!!
While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot.
While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction..... anticlockwise...
In loving memory of Tom Hogg, 1943–2023
MoFunny for
Saturday
July 24, 2027
Trivia question....
What is a "fulgerite"?
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Consider these words of wisdom....
You cease to be afraid when you cease to hope; for hope is accompanies by fear. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
We die only once, and for such a long time! - Moliere
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France
I bet ya' didn't know....
The Hollywood thoroughfare that gave its name to a classsic Billy Wilder film starring Gloria Swanson is Sunset Boulevard.
The top of Corinthian columns, considered the most beautiful column design, was inspired by the prickly leaves of the Mediterranean acanthus plant.
Things that make you go Hmmm....
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Jokes & stories....
"Because we live in the modern age, women now have choices that are just killing them.
"They can have a job, not have a job. They can be married or unmarried, married with children, unmarried with children, married with children and a job, unmarried with children and a job, unmarried with children and no job, unmarried with children who themselves have jobs, have a job and an au pair who has children, marry the au pair, have the au pair have their children, etc...
"Men, unfortunately, have the same choice we've always had: we can work or we can go to jail."
A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS
But it uses up a thousand times the memory
After one of the machines at work suddenly went on the fritz, our boss called the repair service and asked to speak to the manager, Ahmed.
"Hello, Ed speaking. How can I help you?" said the guy who answered the phone.
"Sorry," said my boss. "I was looking for Ahmed."
"This is Ahmed," came the reply. "How can I help you?"
"I thought you just said your name was Ed?" asked my boss.
"It is. But whenever I say 'Ahmed,' people think I'm saying, 'I'm Ed.' So I figured it's just easier to be Ed."
A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the North Woods of Canada, both liked to hunt. They were hunting for deer, when all of a sudden, a moose popped up in front of them.
It was so unexpected, neither of them had a chance to fire. The Scotsman was shaken. "Hoot mon, wit in blazes was that?!"
"That was a moose", the Canadian replied.
"What are ye saying, lad? A moose? Good Lord, I'd hate to see yer rats!"
You might be a redneck if…
You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.
"Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
One day we saw a news report on TV about the owner of a large craft store and one of her employees, who apprehended a would-be thief and held him captive until police arrived to arrest him.
As we listened to the story, my grandson commented dryly, "What did they do? Hold him at needlepoint?"
Trivia answer....
What is a "fulgerite"?
A "fulgerite" is fossilized lightning. It forms when a powerful lightning bolt melts the soil into a glass-like state.