In loving memory of Tom Hogg, 1943–2023
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Punday · August 9, 2027
In 1972, 13 Roman Catholics were shot to death by British troops during a banned civil rights march in Londonderry, Northern Ireland. This became known as what event?
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It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door. - Author - Publilius Syrus
If one is too lazy to think, too vain to do a thing badly, too cowardly to admit it, one will never attain wisdom. - Cyril Connolly
High ethical standards bring about efficient business methods. - Watts
A flag that had been draped in Lincoln's box at Ford's Theatre, where Lincoln was shot in 1865, was recently discovered in storage at the Connecticut Historical Society.
The first modern brassiere was patented by Mary Phelps Jacob in 1914.
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face.
"Doc," he says, "I'm worried. It's that dream. I'm having it again!"
"What dream?" asked the psychiatrist.
"You know," says the man, "the one where I'm into sadism and bestiality and necrophilia. Should I be worried. . . or am I just beating a dead horse?"
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.
I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and when he leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus.
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach...I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.
My grandson burst out laughing, why even he was enjoying this religious experience.
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
September 29 is... Poisoned Blackberries Day
One day Little Johnny's mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a bondage S+M magazine.
This was highly upsetting to her.
She hid the magazine until his father got home. When Little Johnny's father walked in the door, she irately handed the magazine to him, and said,
"This is what I found in your son's closet."
He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.
Several minutes passed, then she finally asked him,
"Well what should we do about this?"
Little Johnny's dad looked at her and said,
"Well I don't think you should spank him."
There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.".
You might be a redneck if…
Your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. (Clinton true-life story)
My Uncle Joe got fired from his construction job. I asked him what happened.
"You know what a foreman is?" he asked. "The one who stands around and watches the other men work?"
"What's that got to do with it?" I asked.
"Well, he just got jealous of me," Uncle Joe explained. "Everyone thought I was the foreman."
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO....," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
In 1972, 13 Roman Catholics were shot to death by British troops during a banned civil rights march in Londonderry, Northern Ireland. This became known as what event?
In 1972, in what became known as BLOODY SUNDAY, 13 Roman Catholics were shot to death by British troops during a banned civil rights march in Londonderry, Northern Ireland.