Joke

Judi and Monika were chatting over coffee. Judi said, "Ya know, here lately, I've been experiencing a strange and painful side effect from coffee. I'm fine when I drink it black, but if I put cream or sugar or both in it, I get this horrible stabbing pain in one eye."

With that, she took a drink of her coffee. "OWWW! Damn! See! There it goes again," she said.

Monika said, "Judi, take the spoon out of the cup."