Joke

The Little League coach called the young boy over telling him, "I want you in at 3rd base. If a ball goes over your head catch it. If a ball goes under you legs catch it. If a ball goes to your right or left, catch it."
After a few minutes of play, balls were going over the youngsters head, under his legs, and to his right and left without him fielding any of them.
"Time" the coach cried while motioning for the 3rd baseman to come in. "Now watch me. I'm going in to show you how it is done." In a few minutes balls were going over the coach's head, under his legs, and all around him without him fielding any of them.
"Time" the coach cried while walking toward the bench and motioning for the 3rd baseman. "Boy, you're off the team. You've got that 3rd base so messed up, no one can play it."