Joke

A new senate page was reporting for duty on Capitol Hill in Washington. The department head who was giving him his instructions said, "And another thing. You must remember the telephone number here. If you are ever calling in from an outside line you must dial Capitol 4-3121."
Then, noticing the puzzled look on the page's face, he said, "What's the matter? You look as though you don't understand."
"Oh, nothing's the matter," the page said. "I just don't know how to dial a capital four!"