Joke

When the honeymoon couple woke up their first morning after getting married, the husband looked at his wife and said, "Honey, go fix us a cup of coffee."

She looked at him and said, "No, I'm not the one who will fix coffee in the morning in this house. It is and will be your job to get up and fix us a cup of coffee in the mornings."

"What do you mean it is my job to fix coffee in the mornings? We are married and it is the wife's job to fix coffee in the mornings."

"No way, Jose," she replied. "It says in the Bible is the man's job to fix coffee in the mornings. and we are going to do as the Bible says."

"Now wait just a doggone minute. I know a lot about the Bible and I never read it is the man's job to fix coffee in the mornings. Now tell me where you read that."

"Look right here," she said while opening the Bible. "Right here in bold print it says He brew."