Joke

An engineer dies and reports to Heaven. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer; you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of Hell and is let in. Soon dissatisfied with his surroundings, he designs and builds improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators.

One day God calls Satan and asks with a sneer, "So how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. There's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake! Send him up here or I'll sue!"

Satan laughs and answers, "And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"