Joke

An American, and Englishman, and an Irishman were sitting in a bar. The bartender hands each man an ice cold pint of beer. The American notices that there is a fly in his beer. He calmly takes the fly out, throws it on the floor, and proceeds to enjoy his beer. The Englishman also notices a fly in his beer. He refuses to touch the fly and demands a new beer in a clean glass. The Irishman too notices a fly in his beer. He reaches into his glass, pulls out the fly by its wings and says,

"Spit it out you bastard, it's mine!"