Joke

If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example...

Ziploc Bags: Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them

Copier: Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tire: Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated

Hot Air Balloon: Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air part

Sponges: Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water

Web Page: Female, because it's always getting hit on

Subway: Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up

Hourglass: Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom

Hammer: Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around

Remote Control: Female. You thought it'd be male.
But consider - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying."