Joke

During one "generation gap" quarrel with his parents youngMichael cried, "I want excitement, adventure, money, andbeautiful women. I'll never find it here at home, so I'm leaving.Don't try and stop me!"

With that he headed toward the door. His father rose andfollowed close behind.

"Didn't you hear what I said? I don't want you to try and stopme."

"Who's trying to stop you?" replied his father. "If you wait aminute, I'll go with you."