Joke

The Priest had just finished hearing the man's confession and was considering the man's penitence.

"Are you sure you're going to try to set aside all sin?"

"Yes Father, I certainly am going to try." replied the man. "I here-by resolve to double my efforts."

"And you're going to attend Mass regularly my son?" the Priest went on.

"Yes Father, I realize I have strayed." said the man. "I shall both worship and confess every week."

"And how about your debts and those you have cheated?" inquired the Priest.

"Now just a minute Father." said the man. "Now you're talking business and not religion."