Joke

Have you heard Lorena Bobbitt's sister, Luella, had been arrested. You remember Lorena Bobbitt, don' t you? She's the one who hacked off her husband John's dick while he slept. Then she took the pecker, put it in her purse, got into her car, and hit the highway. She then withdrew the member and tossed it at out the window.

Ouch.

Anyway, her sister's been arrested for the EXACT same thing! Well, not the exact thing. More like attempted. She missed "the target," so to speak, and stabbed her hubby in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. Hubby's recovering in stable condition.

The police came, took all the statements and, well, they've charged Luella with a "mis de weiner."