Joke

Since when did those little bitty germs that invade your body learn how to tell time?

I got sick Saturday night. After telling my sister the symptoms she said that it was either the 12 hour stomach virus, 24 hour stomach virus or 48 hour stomach virus.

Why 12, 24 or 48 hours? Why not the 8 hour stomach bug?

That way, I can call in sick and get better as soon as 5:00 PM rolls around.

I wonder if there are 14-1/2 hours stomach viruses?

Well whatever...I am feeling much better now. Turns out I had the 12 hour kind.