Joke

She was a first-grade teacher and a new empty-nester. One night she was trying out an art project: making a person with simple materials.
She took a coat hanger, attached a paper-plate face, put a shirt on the hanger, and stuffed it. Then she set it on the couch to see how it looked.
Later that evening, her son walked through the door, home for a surprise visit. Taking one look at her coat-hanger friend sitting on the couch, he said, "Mom, it's not THAT bad, is it?"