Joke

File under "I R a college graduate." This spring students begin to hear if they got accepted to the college of their dreams. For some, their fates were sealed, unfortunately, by what they wrote on their application forms.

"He was a modest man with an unbelievable ego."

"Playing the saxophone lets me develop technique and skill which will help me in the future, since I would like to become a doctor."

"The outdoors is two-dimensional, challenging my physical and mental capabilities."

"Listed under Name of Activity: Cook and serve homeless."