Joke

If they put a man on the moon - why can't they put them all there?

Tell him you are not his type - you have a pulse.

Never let your mans mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone.

Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.

Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the Do It Yourself types.

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

A mans idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.'

Sadly, all men are created equal.

Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of 'former boyfriend.'

There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving -they'd be wrong but you can still use them.