Joke

Out in the woods, they think it's cute

to see how far a guy can "shoot."

But in the house, it's plain to see

there is a bowl in which you pee!

(It's usually white kinda round

you hit the water, not the ground.)

Why can't they make it in the bowl?

Is it a problem with control?

If not control, then tell me why

they make my bathroom such a sty?

Come on guys, get a clue!

You know what you have to do.

Be a human-not a pig.

and don't forget to lift the lid.

When you're done, make it flush

don't always be in such a rush

Then take the lid push it down

don't make us women feel like clowns

Falling in, it is not fun

getting water on your buns.

Zip up your pants, you're all done

now wasn't that a lot of fun?

Keep this little poem in mind

Your woman will find you very kind.

Author Unknown