Joke

You Don't Want To Hear
The Washington POST asked its readers to supply the beginning of a sentence that you don't want to hear the end of:
"It looks like when they built your basement, they did a kind of funny thing..."
"Sir, uh, me and your daughter..."
"Mom, I know you said I couldn't get my ears pierced, so..."
"In what experts are emphasizing is merely a long-overdue market correction..."
"We are now making our approach to National Airport, and I have locked the cabin door and lit seven candles, as commanded by my dog Buster, and..."
"First, I'd like to thank the academy..."