Joke

A golfer swung his club and hooked the shot over the fence and down a road where the ball crashed through the windshield of an oncoming car.

The startled driver lost control of his vehicle, whereupon it spun into a parking lot and bounced off three cars.

Racing over to the crash scene, he was relieved to find that no one was hurt.

"Have you any idea what this is going to cost?" the angry driver demanded.

The golfer hung his head. "Four strokes", he replied.