Joke

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father"."

The second woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third one says, somewhat haughtily, "Well, MY son is a Cardinal, and whenever HE walks into a room, he's greeted with 'Your Eminence."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.

The first three women wait a bit, then give her this subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is 6' 7", has plenty of money, broad shoulders, and is terribly handsome. He dresses very well, has a tight, muscular body, tight hard buns, and a very nice um, well a nice "bulge". And whenever he walks into a room, women gasp, 'Ohh my God...!'."