Joke

Why does Los Angeles have the largest number of lawyers and New Jersey the largest number of landfill sites? New Jersey got first pick.

If a tall, skinny lawyer and a short, fat lawyer jumped off the Empire State Building, who'd land first? Who cares?

After being accused of assault and battery, Sonny said to the attorney, "I've got a half-million bucks. Can you get me off?" "You have my word," said the attorney, "you will never to go jail with that much money."

In America what's the difference between a jury and a defendant? At night they lock up the jury and let the defendant go home.