Joke

Saw this blonde one time in a bar sitting all alone. We had each had three drinks, and I had always thought that men had a much higher tolerance for alcohol than women. I waited until I caught her eye, then asked, "How many drinks does it take to make you dizzy?"

She frowned, gave me quite the dirty look, and said, "Oh, usually about four or five...and...Don't call me 'dizzy'!!!"