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REAL NEWSPAPER ADS:
Snow blower for sale... Only used on snowy days.
Wire mesh butchering gloves: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15
Cows, calves never bred... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
Full sized mattress. 20 yr. Warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.
Nordic track $300 hardly used, call chubby
Cows, calves never bred... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
Full sized mattress. 20 yr. Warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.
Nordic track $300 hardly used, call chubby
Georgia peaches California grown - 89 cents lb.
Nice parachute: never opened - used once
Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer & dryer $300.
Open house: body shapers toning salon - free coffee & donuts