Joke

I had just come out of a store when the blast of a car horn scared me. When I turned to yell at the rude driver, I saw a large white poodle sitting in the driver's seat of a parked car.
When the impatient dog honked again, a man came scurrying out of a shop, shouting, I'll be there in a minute!"
"Did you teach your dog to do that?" I asked him.
"Yes," he said, "and now he won't let me go anywhere!"