Joke

A mummy polar bear and a baby polar bear are sitting on an iceberg.

Baby bear: "Mum, am I a Koala bear?"

Mummy bear: "No, son. You're a Polar bear."

A few minutes pass.

Baby bear: "Mum, am I a Panda bear?"

Mummy bear: "No, son. You're a Polar bear!"

A few minutes pass.

Baby bear: "Mum, am I a Grizzly bear?"

Mummy bear: "Look! You are a Polar bear! Why do you keep asking?"

Baby bear: "I'm bloody freezing!!"