Joke

On the way home from my job at the pet boarding kennel, I stopped at the grocery store. I was in line at the checkout counter with a full cart when I noticed a man on a longer line buying only two items. Without thinking, I did what I always do when calling to another of God's creatures:
I whistled at him and commanded, "Come!"
As the man got in line in front of me, he grumbled, "Lucky for you my tail's wagging."