Joke

l. Where did Noah keep the bees?
In the archives, of course!
2. What did the two snakes say when Noah said, "Be fruitful and multiply?"
We can't, we're adders!
3. What was the first state mentioned in the Bible?
Noah looked out his ark and saw!
4. What kind of lights were on Noah's ark?
Floodlights.
5. Why didn't they play cards on Noah's ark?
The elephant was standing on the deck!
6. Why didn't they get to fish on Noah's ark?
They only had two worms!