Joke

Some Expert Definitions...
Rampage
Section of a book about male sheep
Seamstress
The results of 200 lbs. stuffed into a size 6 dress
Toiletry
Where you go while on a wilderness camping trip
Quarterback
What you’ll never get if you misdial from a pay phone
Yale
What southern cheerleaders do
Lite Year
365 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it’s less filling
Half of a large intestine
A semi-colon
Manure
The way you say, "Mother was acquainted with the girl."