Joke

Bubba is sitting with his wife, Maryjo, at a football game. Every few minutes, some guy comes over and fondles her. They squeeze her tits, reach up her dress, grind against her butt. And Bubba just sits there like nothing is happening.

Finally, a guy sitting next to him leans over and says, "Man, don't you see what the hell is happening?"

"Yeah, I do."

"Well, hell, man, why did you bring her to the game?"

"(Sigh) If I leave her at home, everybody goes to my house and screws her."