Joke

Woman to husband at breakfast table:
"It sure is easier to get Junior up for school since he got his nose ring."
Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don't know and I don't care.
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but you can't start a camp fire with a whole BOOK of matches?