Joke

MOODS OF A WOMAN

An angel of truth
and a dream of fiction,
a woman is a
bundle of contradiction,

she's afraid of a wasp,
will scream at a mouse,
but will tackle her boyfriend
alone in the house.

Sour as vinegar,
sweet as a rose,
she'll kiss you one minute,
then turn up her nose,

she'll win you in range,
enchant you in silk,
she'll be stronger than brandy,
milder than milk

at times she'll be vengeful,
merry and sad,
she'll hate you like poison,
and love you like mad!

MOODS OF A MAN

Horny.