Joke

I own a pet parrot who is very friendly and talkative. I bought a beautiful golden cage to keep him in. As I said, he is very friendly and everyone loves him. Lately, however, his droppings have become quite odoriferous. It had reached the point where you couldn’t walk in the room without feeling nauseous. I tried various household solutions to clean the cage, and get rid of the odors but none would work. Finally the bird, himself, came up with the solution, I heard him singing,
“Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage”