Joke

A guy wakes up one morning after a night of heavy drinking and goes to the bathroom to take a piss. He looks down and sees two rings on his dick, a brown one near the base, and a bright red on about an inch up. Not knowing what they are and not remembering what happened the previous night he goes to the doctor.

The doctor looks at him and says, "Well, I got good news and I got bad news. Which do you want first?"

"Give me the good news first." the guy nervously replies.

"The good news is the red ring is lipstick."

"Whew, that's a relief. What's the bad news?"

"The brown ring is chewing tobacco."