Joke

NEWFOUNDLAND USED CAR FOR SALE:
a.. 1985 Blue Volkswagen Golf
b.. Only 15 km
c.. Only first gear and reverse used
d.. Used only in Newfoundland
e.. Never driven hard
f.. Original tires
g.. Original brakes
h.. Original fuel and oil
i.. Only 1 driver
j.. Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off k.. See photo