Joke

Rushing to a bridge tournament, I was pulled over for going 43 in a 35 M.P.H. zone.

"What'll I tell my husband?" I worried, explaining to the police officer that he was a self-described "perfect" driver.

The cop took a second look at the name and address on my license.

"Did your husband go duck hunting this morning?"

"Yes," I said, baffled as to how he knew.

The officer finished with, "I stopped him for going 47."