Joke

If Women Ruled The Earth

Women could have an "affair" and humiliate the man!

All male delivery guys would have a strict dress code: Bikini briefs only!

Toilet seats would be spring loaded so they would always be down

Paychecks would be made out to the wife

The remote would always be at her chair

It would be mandatory for all men to ask for directions if they have never been to a place!!

Soap Operas would NEVER be cancelled/delayed for Wimbledum or any other sporting event!

Weekend afternoons would have movies on TV INSTEAD of golf, racing, basketball, etc.!

Men would be required to wear a feminine pad whenever their wives/girlfriends got their "monthly" visitor!

Men would be required to pee INSIDE the toilet; not around the toilet! Penalty would be the same as the dog who goes inside a house: RUB HIS NOSE IN IT!!!!

Automatic 3-day PMS leave. A win-win situation

"Mom-Spit" would be marketed as the next all purpose cleaner.

Women's public bathrooms would have 100 stalls so lines would be equal for men and women. Unfortunately, men's rooms would have to be as nasty as women's

There would be toilets just for men, with a bowl as big as a bath tub (and self cleaning)