Joke

There was a guy who had a 50" love tool. He goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I can't have any sex because my privates are too long."

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, medically I can not do any thing for you, but I know a witch who can." The doctor gave the man directions to the witch.

The man goes to the witch and says, "Witch, my penis is too long and no women want to have sex with me."

The witch asked him to pull it out.

The man does and the witch stares at it in amazement.

Then the witch says, "There is a frog down at the pond in the forest. Each time you ask it to marry you and it says no, your penis will get 10 inches shorter."

The man runs down to the pond and spots the frog. He asks it to marry him and the frog says no.

The man looks down at his tool and sees that it has shrunk 10 inches.

The man thinks that "This is great!" He asks the frog to marry him again.

The frog says no and man's tool gets 10" shorter. He still thinks that 30" is too long, so one more time he asks the frog to marry him.

The frog then yells back to him, "Like I said, No, No, and, for the last time, No!"