Joke

At a restaurant the other day the guy in front of me handed his bill to the cashier. The cashier said, "Ah. $14.92. That's when Columbus discovered America."

The customer said, "You don't really believe that, do you? I mean, the Native Americans were here long before Columbus showed up."

They continued their little debate for several minutes. Meanwhile, other customers were lining up to pay their bill.

Finally, the two guys got done with their conversation, to the relief of everyone in line. I got up to the cash register and said, "What was that all about?"

"Oh, we were just talking about historical events."

"Really? Then perhaps you can tell me what year I started standing in this line."