Joke

Robinson Crusoe style, the shipwrecked golfer made the best of his tiny island. When a cruise liner spotted his distress signals and sent a boat to investigate, the landing party was amazed to find a crude but recognizable nine-hole course which the castaway had played with driftwood woods, whalebone and coral putter and balls carved out of pumice stone.

"Quite a layout," said the officer to in charge of the rescuers.

"Too kind, it's very rough and ready," the goatskin-clad golfer responded.

Then he smiled slyly: "I am however, quite proud of the water hazard."