Joke

A story concerns itself with a wholesaler in New York who sent a letter to the postmaster of a small mid-western town.

He asked for the name of a honest lawyer who would take a collection case against a local debtor who had refused to pay for a shipment of the wholesaler's goods. He got this reply:

"Dear Sir:

I am the postmaster of this village and received your letter.

I am also an honest lawyer and ordinarily would be pleased to accept a case against a local debtor. In this case, however, I also happen to be the person you sold those crummy goods to. I received your demand to pay and refused to honor it. I am also the banker you sent the draft to draw on the merchant, and I sent that back with a note stating that the merchant had refused to pay.

And if I were not, for the time being, substituting for the pastor of our local church, I would tell you just what I thought of your claim."