In loving memory of Tom Hogg, 1943–2023

MoFunny for

Friday

October 9, 2026

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Trivia question....

What is Rubber?

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Consider these words of wisdom....

The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing. -- Henry S. Haskins

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But pain... seems to me an insufficient reason not to embrace life. Being dead is quite painless. Pain, like time, is going to come on regardless. Question is, what glorious moments can you win from life in addition to the pain? -- Lois McMaster Bujold, "Barrayar", 1991

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One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have to to wake up feeling healthy after we have been sick. | Rabbi Harold Kushner

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I bet ya' didn't know....

Boomerangs, many shaped to return to the thrower, were found in Tutankhamen's tomb. The weapon associated with Australian bushmen was used ages earlier by King Tut to hunt fowl.

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The giraffe has a black tongue that is 14 inches long and has no vocal cords. (Who is going to hear him up there anyways??)

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Things that make you go Hmmm....

Why are things typed up but written down?

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Jokes & stories....

Joke

St. Mark has been guarding the Pearly gates for a long time, and it's well past time for St. Peter to relieve him, and St. Peter hasn't come by, so finally Jesus takes pity on him and takes over. While He's there, an old man comes up to the gates.

"Welcome to heaven" says Jesus, "tell me a bit about yourself."

"Well," says the old man, "when I was alive, I was a carpenter. I had a son, and for a while he was a carpenter too, helping about the shop, but he left home. Made quite a name for himself, for a while, but they killed him..." Jesus stared searchingly at the old man.

"Father?" he asked.

The old man stared back. "Pinocchio?"

Joke

The Food and Drug Administration has just approved a new treatment for the removal of sags and wrinkles in rear ends.

It's an injectible medicine called "butox".

(The International Save the Pun Foundation)

One-liner

Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Joke

Shortly after my son started college, the president of the university had an assembly for the new students. "Welcome to Johns Hopkins," he began, "and please note that it's Johns, not John."
Then he told how one of his predecessors, Milton Eisinhower, had been invited to talk at the University of Pittsburgh.
After he was introduced as the president of "John Hopkins,"
Eisenhower said, "Thank you. It's great to be here in Pittburgh."

Joke

Over in the Baghdad Army Mess Hall a sign reads, "Don't Waste Food Food Will WIN the War!"

Beneath someone had scrawled, "Yeah, but how do we get the enemy to eat it?"

Red Neck

You might be a redneck if…

Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.

Joke

I know, I know. The "love handles" I'm carrying around didn't happen overnight. It took several years of professional eating (kids, don't try this at home) and even more years of sedentary labor to acquire them. It's going to take some time to get these things off of me, too.

Charlene has me on a new diet, though. And, while effective, it's not too easy.

It's a "pasta" diet.

I have to walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop. Walk pasta Cinnabon store. . .

Joke

Reasons why working in a cubicle sucks!

Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%? box all day!

Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.

Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.

That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.

Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.

Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.

Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.

23 power cords, 1 outlet.

Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.

Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.'"


Trivia answer....

Bouncy.

What, you ask, is rubber? It is a sticky, elastic solid produced from a milky liquid called "latex," which has different properties than the sap found in trees. Although latex is found in the bark, roots, and stems, branches, leaves, and fruit of over 400 different plants and trees, the bulk is found, and extracted, from the inner bark of the branches, and from the trunk, of the rubber tree. Quite simply, it would not be cost-effective to extract the latex from rubber producing plants, such as the dandelion, the milkweed, and the sagebrush. Just visualize some poor soul laboring over one of these with a syringe!

Rubber, derived from the gum of a tree, has existed since prehistoric times. For example, fossils of rubber-producing plants date back almost 3,000,000 years. Crude rubber balls, discovered in ruins of ancient Incan and Mayan civilizations in Central and in South America, are, at very least, 900 years old. Natives of Southeastern Asia used rubber, prepared from the "juice" of trees to waterproof their baskets and jars. Even Columbus, on his second voyage to the New World, observed Haitian natives playing with balls made from "the gum of a tree."

Latex consists of tiny particles of liquid, solid, or semi-fluid material, that appears in the form of a watery liquor, not to be drunk! The breakdown on this watery liquid is only about 33% rubber, with the remainder being, not surprisingly, water! When the rubber particles in the latex join together, they form a ball of rubber.

Rubber producing plants grow best within 10 degrees of the Equator, where the climate is hot and moist, and the soil is deep and rich. For this reason, the area of about 700 miles on each side of the Equator is known as the "Rubber Belt." Brazil, from whence the best, and top-producing rubber tree hails, is firmly planted within the Rubber Belt. This Latino tree with a Latin name, Hevea brasiliensis, produces approximately 96% of the world's supply of natural rubber, and now is cultivated in other Rubber Belt countries.

Most likely, the French, prior to the 1800s, were the first white men to take advantage of rubbers' elasticity. They manufactured "rubber bands" for use with their garters and their suspenders, to help to keep their pants up. Rubber belts did not exist at that time.