A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
In loving memory of Tom Hogg, 1943–2023
MoFunny for
Thursday
November 5, 2026
Trivia question....
What boxing figures was buried at Westminster Abbey, the burial place of British nobility, although he was not a member of English royalty?
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Consider these words of wisdom....
I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. - Susan B. Anthony
The sum of the whole is this: walk and be happy; walk and be healthy. The best way to lengthen out our days is to walk steadily and with a purpose. - Charles Dickens (1812-1870)
If you give me six lines written by the most honest man, I will find something in them to hang him. - Cardinal Richelieu
I bet ya' didn't know....
The gravestones of those who died unmarried in ancient Greece were always replicas of an honor denied them in life: the vase out of which water was poured on the hands of the bride and groom at every wedding.
Teens Tell Us... ** 53% say their role model is a teacher or family member, not a pop icon or sports star. ** 64% are worried only a little or not at all about someone bringing a gun to school. ** 36% say pressure to drink or do drugs is a problem. ** 90% say they have a family member in whom they can confide.
Things that make you go Hmmm....
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Jokes & stories....
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought.
"How could you do this!" he exclaimed.
"I don't know," she wailed,
"I was standing in the store looking at the dress on sale.
Then I found myself trying it on.
It was like the Devil was whispering to me, 'Gee, you look great in that dress. You should buy it.'"
"Well," the pastor persisted, "You know how to deal with him!
Just tell him, "Get behind me, Satan!"
"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said "It looks great from back here, too."
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
My father was extremely nervous about his first funeral service as a Navy chaplain, but the undertaker assured him that he would prompt him. All went well until, at the close, the undertaker whispered to him to instruct the family to come up and view the body. "Will the family now come forward and pass around the bier," said my father.
He cringed inwardly when he heard his own words. Later, as my father was leaving, he overheard two of the cemetery workers talking. "I didn't get any beer," one said. "Did you?"
"You heard the chaplain," the other replied. "It was just for the family."
Style and fashion intrude into all walks of our lives. Two fellows who had been rivals all their lives followed different career paths. One eventually became an Admiral in the Navy, the other went into the Catholic Church and became a Bishop.
As fate would have it, they happened to meet at the Airport.
The Bishop spied the Admiral first and said loudly, "Oh SkyCap, from what pier is the flight to Dallas leaving?"
The Admiral approached, bowed, and said "Pier 7 Madame, but should you be traveling in your condition ?"
You might be a redneck if…
When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry
A man entered a bank with a rather large dog on a leash. He asked if it was okay to bring his pet into the building.
The teller said, "Yes, providing he doesn't make a deposit."
There were two old men sitting on a park bench. A blonde woman walks by.
One old man says to the other one, "Ever sleep with a blonde?"
The other old man says, "Many a time. Many a time."
A brunette then walks by. The old man says to the other, "Ever sleep with a brunette?"
The other old man says, "Many a time. Many a time."
A redhead walks by, and the old man says to the other, "Ever sleep with a redhead?"
The other old man says, "Not a wink."
Trivia answer....
What boxing figures was buried at Westminster Abbey, the burial place of British nobility, although he was not a member of English royalty?
Jack Broughton was one of the most revered boxing figures in England. He was buried at Westminster Abbey, the burial place of British nobility, although Broughton was not a member of English royalty.