College kids in need of pizza money can now earn it by slapping temporary-tattoo ads on their foreheads. Headwise, a Providence, R.I., firm, sells the skin mostly to websites geared to those 18-24. Live billboards like Johnson & Wales University sophomore Amy Johnson can earn up to $200.00 a week. It's easy money, she says, "You don't do much, except suffer a little bit of your pride."
Susie was a typical '60s protester, and one of those who enjoyed the protests for the sheer joy of protesting as much as for the causes she supported with her actions. Naturally the war in Vietnam was the single biggest focus of her protests, and one week she signed up to join a group who were going to show their distaste for killing by throwing flowers--wasn't the '60s the era of "flower power" at the Pentagon.
But ten minutes into the demonstration, as Susie threw the purple flowers she'd brought with her, one of the organizers came and yanked her away from the front line, telling her reprimanding, "Didn't we make it clear?"
"This is strictly a non-violet demonstration!"
Joke
"Did your wife have much to say when you got home last night?" "No, but that didn't keep her from talking for two hours."
"Are you saying that your wife is outspoken?" "Not by anyone I know of."
Being a husband is like any other job. . . It helps a lot if you like the boss.
The honeymoon is over when he no longer smiles gently as he scrapes the burnt toast.
One-liner
March 10 is Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
Joke
IF MEN RULED THE WORLD... Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps." Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!" Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. (Wouldn't help you STILL wouldn't remember!)
Joke
A couple with their four-year-old son was dining at one of San Francisco's sophisticated restaurants. "What do you suggest for a little boy who likes nothing but hamburgers, hot dogs, and tacos?" asked the mother.
"Los Angeles or San Diego," sniffed the waiter.
Red Neck
You might be a redneck if…
You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
Joke
Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister. The parents sat him down and said that now that she was getting older, the house was too small and they'd have to move.
"It's no use." Robbie said, "She's crawling good now and she'd probably just follow us."
Joke
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.
"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap and nasty."
The clerk handed him a mirror.
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Trivia answer....
What is the one sleep disorder most people suffer from?
In the past few years, doctors have identified more than 100 sleep disorders, but the one most people suffer from is simply not taking the time to get enough sleep.
