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Women's Day · January 13, 2027

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Trivia question....

Why do doughnuts have holes?

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Consider these words of wisdom....

Perfection is attained by slow degrees; it requires the hand of time. - Voltaire

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Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most. Joseph Wood Krutch (1893 - 1970)

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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. -- Erich Segal

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I bet ya' didn't know....

Ithaca, Greece, is the home of Ulysses, hero of Homer's ODYSSEY. The largest Greek island is Crete, site of the ruins of Knossos.

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Don't forget dairy. Dieters who get 3 or 4 servings a day lose up to 70% more weight.

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Things that make you go Hmmm....

Why is it eggs that are laid in a hot chicken coop and lay in hot straw all day before being gathered, must be refrigerated to be kept fresh.

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Jokes & stories....

Joke

The visiting American was quite upset by his sudden drop in popularity. During his first two weeks in England, he had been invited everywhere, feted and entertained. Now, quite suddenly, his phone no longer jingled and no invitations crowded his mailbox. Perplexed, he called his friend, Reginald. "Reggie, you can speak frankly with me, what's happened? I'm being virtually ostracized."

"Well, old boy," Reggie replied, "you'll remember that fox hunt you went on last weekend? Here in England it's customary to cry 'Tally-ho!' when you sight the foxnot, I'm afraid, 'There goes the little son of a bitch!'"

Joke

Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.

Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

One-liner

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh.

Joke

An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. "Well," thought the manager, "I'll give them an honesty test to determine which secretary to keep." To this end, he gave each secretary a money bag to take and bank telling them that there was $50 in the bag. (In fact, he had placed $100 in each bag; thus the honesty test.)

The first secretary goes to the bank, discovers the extra money, banks $50 and returns the extra $50 to the manager.

The second secretary goes to the bank, discovers the extra money, banks the full $100, and returns with a deposit slip as proof.

The third secretary goes to the bank, discovers the extra money, banks $50, goes to the local TAB and uses the $50 to win $300, then returns, explains to the manager and gives him the all the money.

Question: Which secretary does the manager select to retain?

Answer: Well, DUH! The one with the biggest tits!

Joke

When the salesman of the year was asked his secret to success, he gave a shrug. "There's the usual, know your product, make lots of calls, never take 'no' for an answer. But frankly, I owe my success to consistently missing a three-foot putt by two inches."

Red Neck

You might be a redneck if…

Your wedding was held in the delivery room.

Joke

There are three religious truths:

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

Joke

"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.

"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"

"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.

"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"

"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."


Trivia answer....

The question as to why doughnuts have holes has been raised by dozens of bakers over the years, but most agree that the answer to this sticky question lies in the fact that the interior of these fried cakes would not cook fully without a hole in the center. In short, the consistency of a doughnut lacking a hole would be, quite simply, doughy.

Another riveting theory as to the origin of the bulls eye in the doughnut holds that a sea captain named Hanson Gregory, while manning his post one stormy night, found it impossible both to steer his vessel and to eat his fried cake. Out of sheer frustration, and probably out of hunger, he impaled his cake over one of the spokes of the ship's wheel, thereby creating a finger hold with which to grip the cake. Quite pleased with his ingenuity, Mr. Gregory ordered the galley's cook to fry the cakes in that manner henceforth.

Whatever the reason for the hole in the doughnut, this fried cake, with or without a hole, has been incorporated into the diets of people throughout the world for centuries. In fact, archaeologists found petrified fried cakes with holes amongst the artifacts of a primitive Indian tribe.

Many credit Dutch settlers to America with introducing the non-holed olykoeks, or "oily cakes," to this continent, and with their subsequent popularity.

There is no disputing the fact that the fried cake became the rage in New York and in New England, and that before long, it became the specialty of coffee shops. Fried cakes came into their own in 1673, when a self-made New York marketing guru, Anna Joralemon, made their purchase at the market possible.

To this day, doughnuts, in any shape or form, remain married in our minds to coffee and police officers, and are here to stay.