In loving memory of Tom Hogg, 1943–2023
MoFunny for
February 12, 2027
What is a gaffer?
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred. -- Pico Iyer, Time
What I am actually saying is that we need to be willing to let our intuition guide us, and then be willing to follow that guidance directly and fearlessly. -- Shakti Gawain
Ritual is the way you carry the presence of the sacred. Ritual is the spark that must not go out. -- Christina Baldwin
The practice of breaking a bottle over a ship's bow was introduced by the British navy in the late 1600s.
Mormon Church founder Joseph Smith was murdered by an anti-Mormon mob in 1844. An Illinois mob killed Smith and his brother, and Brigham Young became leader.
What did people do to cause accidents before cell phones?
A visitor to New York rushed from the airport into a waiting taxi, trying to keep dry in the heavy downpour.
"Can you think of anything worse," grumbled the visitor, "than raining cats and dogs in New York?"
"Sure," said the cab driver. "Hailing taxis!"
The woman said to her beautician as she sat down for her appointment, "When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful?"
"Maybe," replied beautician, "Does he drink a lot?"
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
"He's great on the court," a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in a interview with his coach. "But how's his scholastic work?"
"Why, he makes straight A's," replied the coach.
"Wonderful!" said the sportswriter.
"Yes," agreed the coach, "but his B's are a little crooked.
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, David and his wife listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
David leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"
You might be a redneck if…
You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.
The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.
"What are you doing?" his mother asked.
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained.
"So I'm looking for the seal. I sure hope he's okay."
What is a gaffer?
A gaffer is the chief electrician on a film set.