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Women's Day · May 5, 2027

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Trivia question....

Where did the Brassiere come from?

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Consider these words of wisdom....

Be kind - Remember every one you meet is fighting a battle - everybody's lonesome. -- Marion Parker

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He who laughs, lasts! -- Mary Pettibone Poole

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No matter how slow the film, Spirit always stands still long enough for the photographer It has chosen. -- Minor White

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I bet ya' didn't know....

Originally, August had 30 days. It now has 31 because, not to be outdone by his great-uncle Julius Caesar, after whom July is named, Augustus stole a day from February so his month would be just as long.

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Lucille Ball - a redheaded Red? Although not a party member, Lucy had once registered as a communist and was blacklisted in the McCarthy era. Clearly, it didn't hurt her career.

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Things that make you go Hmmm....

Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's no sense in two people remembering the same things.

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Jokes & stories....

Joke

Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man's penis.

In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume. She begins to dance sensually around the first candidate. Even before she has begun to remove her veils:

*Ting-a-ling* goes the little bell...

"Oh Patrick," says the Monsignor, "I am so disappointed in your complete lack of self-control. Go take a long, cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness."

As Patrick leaves, the dancer then continues, slowly dancing around the second candidate and peeling off her layers of veils. As the last veil drops:

*Ting-a-ling* goes the bell...

"Joseph, Joseph," sighs the Monsignor. "You too are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Go take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness."

The dancer then proceeds to dance her sensuous dance around the third candidate. Slowly around him she dances, now devoid of all of her veils, but the third candidate remains unmoved.

"James, my son, I am truly proud of you," says the Monsignor. "Only you have the true strength of character needed to become a great priest. Now, go and join your weaker brethren in the shower".

*Ting-a-ling*

Joke

The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.

One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So. . . how do you like your rice? Boiled? Or fried?"

Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, "Thrown."

One-liner

75% of the nation's employees are looking for a new job.

Joke

Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers.
The golf pro says they do, and they are $1.00.
The guy gives the golf pro a dollar...
The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in and hands him a quarter.

Joke

Lisa, my co-worker at the travel agency, needed to send a letter of apology to a customer whose trip was a complete fiasco from start to finish. I reminded her of a similar situation a year earlier and dug out the letter I'd written then.

"All you have to do," I told her, "is to change the details, the date, and the name."

She looked it over and smiled wryly. "We won't even need to change the name."

Red Neck

You might be a redneck if…

your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

Joke

"I just hope it's not Alzheimer's," confessed the older gentleman to his doctor. "Maybe there's some kind of memory medicine you can give me. See, I'm getting terribly forgetful; I lose track of where I'm going or what I'm supposed to do when I get there. What should I do?" he asked glumly.

"Pay me in advance," the doctor promptly suggested.

Joke

After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.

There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star."

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and returned home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from throughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my kid through college somehow, don't I?"


Trivia answer....

The history of the brassiere, more commonly known as the bra, reveals that its form and purpose has been shaped by the current fashion trend. Along with the many changes to this female undergarment comes a debate over who should be credited with the creation of the modern bra.

Few disagree that the bra dates as far back as 2,500 BC, when Minoan women on the Greek island of Crete wore a garment similar to a bra, which lifted their busts out of their clothes, leaving them exposed. The custom of ancient Greek and Roman women, to minimize the bust size, completely reversed the Minoan trend. To minimize their chest size, these women strapped bands over their busts to rein them in.

The debate over the true inventor of the modern bra has not been entirely resolved. A gentleman named Hoag Levins spent a great deal of time in the U.S. Patent Office doing research for a book, and concluded that Marie Tucek obtained a patent for the first brassiere in 1893. She named her invention the "breast supporter," because it had separate pockets of each, straps that went over the shoulders, and hook-and-eye fasteners in the back. Unfortunately, Marie never marketed her invention, which very much resembled the modern bra.

In 1913, Mary Phelps Jacob, a.k.a. Caresse Crosby, a New York socialite who is credited with inventing the first modern bra, invented it out of necessity. For a prominent social gathering she planned to attend, she purchased a sheer evening gown. The undergarment at that time consisted of a corset stiffened by whaleback bones, one that would simply ruin the appearance of Mary's new gown. She enlisted the help of her French maid, Marie, and together they fashioned a basic, backless brassiere made from two handkerchiefs, ribbon, and cord.

The bra, not Mary, was the belle of the ball, and Mary began sewing bras for friends and family. When she received a request for a bra from a stranger, who enclosed money for the undergarment, dollar signs flashed in her eyes, Mary grabbed her sketches, and headed straight for the U.S. Patent Office. The Office granted the patent for the "Backless Brassiere" to Mary in November 1914. After making several hundred bras, and selling few, Mary closed the doors to her young business. She had made the fatal mistake of failing to publicize her venture and, in an unwise business move, she sold her rights to the brassiere to the Connecticut based Warner Brothers Corset Company for a token $1,500.

Since Mary's basic bra arrived on the scene, people have adjusted its design many times. For example, the fad in the roaring 1920s, the flat-chested "flapper" era, was to bind the bust. Sensibility came from Ida Rosenthal, an immigrant from Mother Russia, who, together with her husband, William, founded the a company called Maidenform. She felt strongly that all women did not fit into the same bust size category, painstakingly grouped women into different cup sizes, and engineered bras to fit females throughout all stages of life, from puberty to maturity.

Today, the types of bras available are too numerous to count, but concerns exist over potential health risks associated with wearing a bra. A 1994 study of 4,730 women, conducted by Sydney Ross Singer and Soma Grismaijerin, suggests that wearing a bra may increase the risk of breast cancer. Critics found the study to be flawed, because the results did not include key criteria, especially that of the participants' lifestyles. Until there is conclusive evidence that the bra poses a serious health threat to women, it will continue to support them.