In loving memory of Tom Hogg, 1943–2023

MoFunny for

Saturday

June 12, 2027

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Trivia question....

Why are Blue Jeans sewn with Orange thread?

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Consider these words of wisdom....

As a man handles his troubles during the day, he goes to bed at night a General, Captain or Private. - Ed. Howe

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Actions lie louder than words. Carolyn Wells

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Every time we say, "Let there be!" in any form, something happens. -- Stella Terrill Mann

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I bet ya' didn't know....

Although it's on the Mediterranean, Greece is a member of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. Greece joined NATO in 1952 and allowed the U.S.A. to set up military bases on its territory in 1953.

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The customs house in Mexico City, now the federal treasury, was started in 1730. Work was halted immediately when the builders estimated it would require ten years to complete the project. A beautiful Mexican girl, Sara de Acuna, promised to marry Juan Guitierrez if he would finish the building in six months. He accomplished the task just three days short of the deadline.

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Things that make you go Hmmm....

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going?

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Jokes & stories....

Joke

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. They went to court, where he was found guilty and fined.

After the trial he asked the judge, "This means I cain't call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"

The judge said that was true.

"Does this mean I cain't call a pig 'Mrs. Johnson'?" the man asked.

The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.

The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."

Joke

One of my fourth-graders asked my teacher's assistant, "How old are you, Mrs. Glass?"
"You should never ask an adult's age!" I broke in.
"It's okay," Harriet smiled. "I'm fifty."
"Wow, you don't look that old," the boy said.
I was just about to breathe a sigh of relief when another student added, "Parts of her do."

One-liner

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

Joke

A telephone rang. "Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?"

"Yes, it is," came the reply.

"Thank God! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."

Joke

The applicant for life insurance was finding it difficult to fill out the application. The salesman asked what the trouble was, and the man said that he couldn't answer the question about the cause of death of his father.

The salesman wanted to know why. After some embarrassment the client explained that his father had been hanged.

The salesman pondered for a moment. "Just write: 'Father was taking part in a public function when the platform gave way.'"

Red Neck

You might be a redneck if…

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

Joke

A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tire alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help.

The man had a very red face, and a dark smear across it where he'd wiped off sweat with dirty hands. His tie was undone and his shirt collar askew, and it was clear he had also wiped his hands on his once-white shirt.

Close to him stood an immaculately neat woman who was speaking in quick, agitated tones.

"Hello, there," said the motorist. "Say, I've changed a lot of tires. . . maybe I can help here."

"You sure can," the man with the flat tire replied wearily. "My wife is an expert, too. If you will just do all the arguing with her about how this tire ought to be changed, I can concentrate on the dirty work and get the job done."

Joke

If you have an OPEN mind.... (Thanks Karen)

How the Jews Got the Ten Commandments

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."
And the Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shalt not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."

So He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
And the Mexicans wanted an example,
And the Lord said, "Thou shalt not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."

He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."


Trivia answer....

The orange thread traditionally used to sew Levi Strauss blue jeans was intentionally selected to match the copper rivets that doubled the durability of the jeans.

Levi Strauss, however, neither envisioned this particular use for copper riveting, which the orange thread complemented, nor the unique stitching on the rear pockets of the jeans.

Jacob Davis, a Russian immigrant, and a tailor, who plied his trade in Reno, Nevada, formulated the idea for the riveted seam, an idea that would vastly extend the life of the jeans, and would revolutionize the garment industry. Alas, due to financial constraints, Jacob could neither afford to obtain a patent for his invention, nor to produce the new garment.

Out of necessity, Jacob approached the wholesaler he purchased his denim from with a proposal that he sell him the West Coast rights to the riveted blue jeans, in exchange for the $68 required to obtain a patent for them. The wholesaler whom accepted Jacob’s proposition was none other than Levi Strauss.

Levi gave Jacob a position with his Company in 1873 and, during his tenure, Jacob ensured that the orange thread be used in all stitching on the jeans, and that the curved, formally named "arcuate," stitches adorn the rear pockets of the jeans.

Initially the fancy, unique stitching on the rear pockets of the jeans served a purpose. The rear pockets of the first Levis the Company produced were lined with cotton, and the orange stitching prevented the padding from buckling. The Company dropped the cotton lining early on, but the stitching remained, and was registered as a trademark in 1942.

Only once did it appear as if the orange stitching on the rear pockets would become a thing of the past. The material shortage during World War II prompted Levi to contribute to the war effort by temporarily ceasing production of jeans with the trademark stitching on the rear pockets, as this was considered frivolous and wasteful. To avoid a break in continuity of the Levi tradition, the Company had the design hand painted on the rear pockets of each pair of jeans produced.

To this day, the copper rivets, matching orange thread, and ornate stitching on the rear pockets still adorn all Levis produced. The legend of Levi Strauss lives on, while Jacob Davis has been lost in the annals of history.