In loving memory of Tom Hogg, 1943–2023

MoFunny for

Saturday

July 3, 2027

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Trivia question....

What causes headaches?

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Consider these words of wisdom....

The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star. -- Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, Physiologie du Gout, 1825

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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. -- Jacques Deval, Afin de vivre bel et bien

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Never go to excess, but let moderation be your guide. -- Cicero

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I bet ya' didn't know....

The oldest bell in all Germany, the bell in the tower of the monastery of Hersfeld, has been rung periodically for 919 years.

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Composer Richard Wagner was known to dress in historical costumes while writing his operas. He wasn't the only composer with quirks: Christopher Gluck would only write while seated in the middle of a field. Gioacchino Rossini reportedly could only find inspiration by getting profoundly drunk.

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Things that make you go Hmmm....

Are drive-thru windows, in England, on the *OTHER* side of the McDonalds building?

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Jokes & stories....

Joke

In Syracuse, N.Y., Federal Express no longer has any competition. But not the package-delivery system, where there are formidable rivals such as United Parcel Service. No, we're talking about copyright infringement.

It seems FedEx has triumphed in its three-year battle against a local coffee shop. First, the shop called itself Federal Espresso. Agreeing to a change, the owners then came up with Ex-Federal Expresso. The shipping giant still wasn't amused.

Now the two have reached a settlement, and the java business has adopted the name Freedom of Espresso.

Joke

A car with Massachusetts's license plates drove up to the Canadian customs booth I was manning. When I asked the driver his name, he looked at me strangely and asked, "How much?"
I repeated my question, and this time he answered. But when proceeded to question him further, he told me he just wanted to pay the toll and go.
"You're not at a tollbooth, Sir," I patiently explained.
"This is Canadian customs."
The man paled. He had left Boston six hours earlier -headed for New York City.

One-liner

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Joke

An American, and Englishman, and an Irishman were sitting in a bar. The bartender hands each man an ice cold pint of beer. The American notices that there is a fly in his beer. He calmly takes the fly out, throws it on the floor, and proceeds to enjoy his beer. The Englishman also notices a fly in his beer. He refuses to touch the fly and demands a new beer in a clean glass. The Irishman too notices a fly in his beer. He reaches into his glass, pulls out the fly by its wings and says,

"Spit it out you bastard, it's mine!"

Joke

Q: Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?

A: You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

Red Neck

You might be a redneck if…

You've ever shot a deer from inside your house.

Joke

This story is about an elderly couple, sitting together watching television. During one of those commercials, the husband asked his wife, "Whatever happened to our sexual relations?"

After a long thoughtful silence, the wife replied during the next commercial, "You know, I don't know. I don't even think we got a Christmas card from them this year!"

Joke

For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. It's a classic!

In dealing with those 'special' customers we all love, an award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone.

"May I have your attention please," she began her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore. "F*** you!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that, too."


Trivia answer....

With the exception of migraine headaches, which are a different type of headache, headaches are simply painful symptoms of an underlying systemic problem or cause.

No specific cause can be fingered as the culprit responsible for the end result of a painful headache.

A multitude of causes exist for a headache, each of which has a different trigger mechanism, but the resulting headache in all cases is a red flag signaling a disorder somewhere in the body or in the nervous system.

In most cases, the anatomy of a headache can be dissected and understood, once it is traced back to its physical or neurological origin. The actual pain we experience does not stem from the actual brain matter contained in the skull, but from the pain felt by the sensitive coverings of the brain, and of the large veins and arteries which drain fluid from the brain. Sinus, tooth, ear, and muscle pain produce headaches by radiating the pain to these sensitive coverings when they tense, and when the muscles spanning the neck and the base of the skull contract.

Complaints of headaches commonly fall under the heading of vascular headaches, and result when the arteries in the skull dilate, often because of triggers that include hunger, caffeine deprivation, and hangovers. Other cases simple to diagnose include cases where people experience the effects of sudden physical and emotional trauma from an automobile accident. The violent jolts their bodies sustain, or the effects of their necks twisting, often result in headaches, because the trauma from pulled or tensed muscles triggers pain in the sensitive brain structures.

Further, severe emotional trauma causes muscles over the back and at the lower part of the head and the neck to contract, resulting in an instantaneous headache.

The important thing to remember, when one experiences a headache, is that it is a symptom of underlying disorders, with multiple causes, that should command respect, and that merit diagnosis.