In loving memory of Tom Hogg, 1943–2023
MoFunny for
July 16, 2027
Dendrology is a branch of botany, which specializes in:
Ferns
Flowers
Grass
Trees
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Brain Teaser: Can You Solve It?
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If you cross out all unnecessary letters in the above string of letters, a logical sentence will remain. Can you read what it says?
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Answer To Brain Teaser:
If you cross out the letters,
ALL UNNECESSARY LETTERS,
the remaining letters will spell: A LOGICAL SENTENCE!
VIAGRA: HOME OF THE WHOPPER!
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Let's forget the quarrels and show by our deeds, we will give our leader all the help that he needs.
So let's all get together, and let bitterness pass,
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"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."
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"Yes," she quickly replied. "Tell him...Mother didn't come after all."
Dendrology is a branch of botany, which specializes in:
Ferns
Flowers
Grass
Trees
The correct answer is...
Trees
Dendrology is the study of woody plants.
This includes trees; erect woody plants usually with one central trunk, shrubs; erect plants with numerous woody stems, and vines; and woody plants that require an erect substrate for support. These categories are not mutually exclusive, but all three growth forms are included in the study of Dendrology.