Q: Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds?
A: Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
In loving memory of Tom Hogg, 1943–2023
MoFunny for
Wednesday
Women's Day · August 25, 2027
Trivia question....
Why does it actually get warmer when it snows?
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Consider these words of wisdom....
The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be. -- Robert Fulghum, It Was on Fire When I Lay Down on It
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. - George Orwell; 1903-1950, Animal Farm
A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
I bet ya' didn't know....
California police in the 1920s thought they had gotten the drop on a moonshiner. They raided what they thought was a still and found, instead, inventor Philo T. Farnsworth, working on something that was later to become television.
Little Orphan Annie just had a birthday. She's 81!
Things that make you go Hmmm....
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Jokes & stories....
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods."
The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
Turn enemies into friends by doing something nice for them.
A little boy was in the school's bathroom. He found there was no toilet paper so he used his hand. When he got back to his classroom the teacher asked what he had in his hand.
"A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
The teacher couldn't get him to open his hand and sent him to the principal who also asked what he had in his hand.
"A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
He was sent home with a note asking to see his parents, so his mom asked him what he had in his hand.
"A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
He was sent to his room. In a while his dad came in and asked, "What do you have in your hand?"
Again came the reply, "It's a little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
His dad ordered him to open his hand, and as he did so the boy said, "Oh no, Dad, look; you scared the crap out of him!"
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there.
After the service, he was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS."
The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would look for it.
The following week after the service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read,...
"...And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."
You might be a redneck if…
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
1. Religion
2. Royalty
3. Sex
4. Mystery
The prize-winning essay read:
"For Heavens Sakes," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it!"
I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, there was a delay.
Finally, a blonde teen-aged girl came to the window looking frustrated. "I'm having a problem," she announced.
"The ice keeps melting."
Trivia answer....
Why does it actually get warmer when it snows?
Snowing does not cause the warmth, the relative warmth causes the snow.
During very cold weather the capacity of the air to contain moisture is greatly reduced. What water vapor remains is deposited as frost. At the same time, evaporation is reduced and therefore air humidity remains low. In these conditions snow cannot form.
Warmer air can hold more moisture before saturation point is reached and the water vapor begins to condense out. So when warmer air moves into cooler areas, not only do we feel the increase in temperature, but the excess vapor precipitates as snow.